I have long believed that girls are evil. Hey, it’s not *my* fault they don’t find me attractive!!! Anyway, yesterday someone sent The Proof which validates my belief.
1) It has long been said that Girls require Time and Money
Girls = Time * Money
2) It is known that Time is Money
Time = Money
Girls = Money * Money = Money ^2
4) Also known to us is that Money is the root of all Evil
Money = Evil ^1/2
5) Giving us
Girls = (Evil ^1/2) ^2
6) Resulting in our Conclusion
Girls = Evil
It now plain for all to see, well plain enough for a Friday morning spent in a coffee shop prior to heading to the dreaded land known as “Outside The Perimeter.”
Have a fantastic weekend!