Monthly Archives: April 2005

Today’s A Nooner

I’ve been spewing venom for far too many days. Today I will try to lighten things up a bit.. Out Of My Comfort Zone I’m leaving work at noon today to head to Nashville today and “run” in the Country … Continue reading

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Optimism v. Pessimism v. Don’t-Give-A-Shitism

There Was A Day When I Was A Optimist I’d buy two tickets for concerts, hoping I’d be able to get a date — I wouldn’t. I’d volunteer or go to wine tastings hoping to meet people — I wouldn’t. … Continue reading

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Signs Of Insanity

12:01am is technically the “next” day, right? Well, I couldn’t give up that easily, could I? “I can eat today!!!” That’s the first thing that popped into my mind this morning. Sad, but true. What’ll Ya Have, What’ll Ya Have, … Continue reading

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Desperate Measures For Desperate Times

Fasting Times At Paulie High Hi, my name is Paulie and I have a problem… I am a “food and beer”-holic. Today I am trying something I have never done before, fasting. My weight is out of control (as is … Continue reading

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Time And Temperature

Things are strange, very, very strange. Smithers, Bring Me More Daylight Lawmakers crafting energy legislation approved an amendment Wednesday to extend daylight-saving time by two months, having it start on the first Sunday in March and end on the last … Continue reading

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The Dining Philosophers

My friend Bill scored another ‘Big Ups’ for his ability to get take-out chow from Panita last night. I’m not sure what I was eating (as in I couldn’t go there and order) but it was plentiful and delicious. Not … Continue reading

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Gut Check

Carbobunga! Nutritionists and Atkins’ diet followers be damned! Here is what I ate yesterday breakfast: coffee (I like my coffee like I like my women — black, hot, and bitter) lunch: rice with soy-sauce & sweet chili sauce pre-dinner: beer … Continue reading

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Dot That ‘i’, Cross That ‘t’

I’m going to finish this blog entry before I pee. I am usually a very detailed person, so the fact that I published yesterday’s blog without a website and a current mood bugged the living shit out of me. Today … Continue reading

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History Of The World, Part One

Back At The Mac Perfection two weeks running? Nope, although Meet The Hashers missed by only two questions; one being a multiple choice about Chasing Amy (Ben Affleck’s and Matt Damon’s participation), and the other being a question in which … Continue reading

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Better Late Than Never

Oye! Who schedules an interview for 8am Monday morning? It’s bad enough that I have been drunk for the last four nights, now I need to get up early and perform an interview? I’m too tired to hate today. This … Continue reading

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