My American Idol

“Duluth, Duluth, Duluth Is On Fire” Or “I Knew I Should Have Took That Left Turn At Alburqueque”
Readers of this space know that my mood has been less than “chipper” of late. Things in my life may not be great, but at least I am not this person…

Thank You, Jennifer Wilbanks for making my life look good!!! I think that I should make Jennifer’s picture my background image and look at it whenever I feel down and out.

What animal comes to mind when you look at Ms. Wilbanks’ picture? A shark perhaps? Just look at those eyes.

What’s with the pancho-over-the-head on the way back from Alburqueque? I want to see the “Kidnappers’ Cut” that will be all the rage in salons across the country this spring.

And why does her fiance John Mason still want to marry her? She must have snatch his balls somewhere along the way. I guess that love does conquer all…

And Also From Alburqueque… The Shins
Last night’s concert was rather enjoyable. Given the fact that The Shins really don’t Rock The Cashbar (misspelling intended), I feared a low energy show. Thankfully, I was wrong; even the acoustic numbers had some tempo to them. My group got there too late to hear The Brunettes, so I still have no idea how they sound.

If these guys are getting laid, I need to pick up an instrument pronto.

I caught a ration of shit from my friend Stacey because I said that I was going to the Yacht Club to drink and eat, but when she asked I said that I had no plans and would go anywhere. Where did the group wind up? The Yacht Club. Clairvoyent, that’s what I am, clairvoyent.

And now for some ideas stolen from LiveJournal…
Current Mood – comparatively well
Current Music – Sirius Satellite Radio, Channel 26 playing Wilco — “Heavy Metal Drummer”
Website Of The Day – A little something different today. A link to in order to help you win a set of Be@rbricks autographed by Beck. You lika The Beck? No? Thems bears sure would look nice on my desk of misfit toys. I’m just sayin’

Paulie [eatl/ga]

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2 Responses to My American Idol

  1. Damn fine header Paulie!! Still giggling! Bugs would be proud!

    By the way, I wonder how many times she’s walked into a bar and been asked, “Hey, why the long face?” (my bad I know)

    As for the stupid idiot that still wants to marry her, well, some people just have no common sense, but ignorance isn’t always bliss. He also needs to find someone to cut his hair other than the upside bowl he uses at home.

    As for the musician comment, which I am sure was directed at my blog, not ALL musicians are all that and a bag of chips. However, all bands have groupies. Pick up a geeetar brother dear! When you learn to curl those fingers just so….

    oh…my… 🙂

  2. Paulie says:

    Why the long face? Hmmm, maybe she is linked to the Kerry clan? 🙂

    I was going to link to his picture as well, but decided against it. 🙂

    My comment about the musicians is true. Okay, three-fourths of The Shins weren’t ugly (sorry drummer dude), but they certainly most likely wouldn’t be chick magnets if they weren’t on stage. Your blogging of musician love was purely a coincident today.

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