Does This Oversided Credit Card Statement Make My Ass Look Big?

The first of the spending spree credic statements came in yesterday. Oooh my baby’s daddy is gonna have to fork over some major cash these next few months. It’s funny how Visa / Mastercard / Amex can keep track of every purchase I make. Shit, I can’t even manage that! Look out New York, this spending fool will be in the 2-1-2 next week. I’ve got plastic, and I know how to use it.

How Have I Made It To Forty?
Not even Dr. Atkins would have approved of my diet last night. I skipped the George’s Bar running and drinking for The Highlander standing and drinking. It was a Farewell Happy Hour for my friend Diane who is packing up and moving out the ATL.

I tried to buy food on the drive home, but everything that sounded delicious was closed by the time I headed home. So I was left with constructing a meal at the house. I can sum up the current contents of my refrigerator in just a few words — beer, condiments. Oh and then there was that new package of Sargento Mozzarella cheese.

I doubt that I should admit this, but last night’s dinner consisted of an entire package of sliced mozzarella cheese with “dark beer” mustard (actually not a bad combination) and a Coke.

If only an adult lived in my house…

Some Whine With My Cheese
Is it any surprise that I had one of the worst nights of sleep in recent memory last night? Maybe it was dinner, maybe it was my inability to get the temperature just right, maybe my body had decided that sleeping on a couch every night is a bad idea.

The good thing about not being able to sleep it makes it impossible to oversleep. I was on the road by 6am this morning and my commute (read “drive”) to work took only twenty-five minutes. Somehow I think that it will take considerably longer tonight.

And For My Next Trick…
Tonight I will be destroying my appetite at Manuel’s Tavern for the first birthday of Atlanta MetroBlogging (my “moonlighting gig” from this blog).

I’ll be the one wearing the hipster Pumas with a hashing t-shirt, and beer glass attached firmly to hand.

Oooh! I’ve Been Selected To Receive A Free PS3
What’s really impressive is that the PS3 is not due out until sometime 2006! I hate these Free (iPod, XBOX, yadda yadda yadda) schemes. They are an annoyance, and anyone who perpetuates this shit is a sucka.

Whew, glad to get that off my chest.

And now for some ideas stolen from LiveJournal…
Current Mood – Thursday means that there is only one more day until Friiiiday!!!
Current Music – Sirius Satellite Radio, Channel 26 playing Sufjan Stevens — “Come On! Feel The Illinoise!”
Website Of The Day – Today I will be fueled by coffee. Find out fascinating information about coffee from the Coffee Geek. Check that out! They even have a podcast.

Off to read other blogs….

Paulie [eatl/ga]

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2 Responses to Does This Oversided Credit Card Statement Make My Ass Look Big?

  1. ya know, i heard somewhere that ambien may cause drowsiness.

  2. Paulie says:

    Daaaaamn! Now why didn’t I think of that? 🙂

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