Other titles considered
“The Return Of Eeyore”
“Nice Guys Finish Last”
“Paulie: A Hellavu Guy Who Looks Like Hell”
“Stop Me If You’ve Heard This Before”
I should have taken the dead bird as an omen of the type of week that I was about to experience.
After getting off the phone with another woman who thought we’d make better friends than lovers I decided to throw my hands up and ask “What else?”. It wasn’t a surprise, but was a nice swift kick to the nuts round out the week.
So let’s tally the week
- Monday: Received letter from State Farm that payment not received and policy is to be cancelled. Luckily I believe that has been fixed
- Tuesday: IT shuts down almost all Internet access at work, I get food poisoning
- Wednesday: Completely shot, spent the entire day, well 96% of it, in bed
- Thursday: the phone call
As I post this I am contemplating whether or not to go to work. I’m not sure whether being alone would be a good or bad thing today. Even worse I cannot even drown my sorrows at a lunchtime Chinese buffet because I don’t think that my body is able to process “real food” yet.
[UPDATE @7:25am – I went back to sleep after posting and just woke up from my sleep. Looks like I’ve decided to burn a paid-day-off.]
Let’s Talk Footwear
I hurts me to keep dropping by Maigh’s place and see her posts about these fucking-ugly-gardening-shoes-cum-fashion-statement called Crocs of Shit. I have no need to fear them, I have eyes and know that my feet will never be wearing them.
Instead I present a far more intelligent option for the summer, the bottle opening sandal.
Yes children, you can have attractive footwear that also serve up an awesome function such as opening a beer bottle. And let’s face it, any beer worth drinking requires a bottle opener.
And now for some ideas stolen from LiveJournal…
Current Mood – over it all
Current Music – Sirius Satellite Radio, Channel 26 playing Gomez — “How We Operate”
Website Of The Day – The malls chronicled on Dead Malls are all dead, much like the bird and apparently my love life.
If you ever want a quick glance of the sites I’ve picked for my Websites Of The Day, you can check them out on del.icio.us, my user name is InsideThePerimeter (go figure), and they are all tagged as “blogged.”
Exercise (b)Log – nothing