Monthly Archives: December 2006

Open Letter To Target

Dear Target, If Saturday afternoon is any indication, you have obviously figured out the Secret Sauce for attracting women who I think are extremely pretty. While there I saw no fewer than ten such women that caused me to do … Continue reading

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Weather Or Not

It’s bloody cold outside! Why did I leave Florida? Oh yeah, old people. Thankfully I remembered to stop by the hardware store on my way home yesterday and pick up some insulating covers for my outdoor spigots. Hopefully that will … Continue reading

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A Running Tip For You

Kind of odd that a man who seems to refuse to get out and run even though he knows that it will help his weight problem and get him into shape for a half marathon for which he has already … Continue reading

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I Was Wanting People To…

…stop saying “was wanting.” This speech pattern really gets under my skin! It would be just as easy, if not easier, to say “I want” in its place. Would it not? And don’t even get me started with the lack … Continue reading

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Hybernation Days

And To Think I Nearly Took Marta Yesterday I was going to do it — make my first Marta commute of 2006. However, I was an early riser who didn’t want to be bothered with standing outside in the cold … Continue reading

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Christmas Comes Early For Paulie

No, I haven’t met Ms. Right (not even Ms. Right-Now). Instead it was a Wonderful Weekend of Football for me. On Saturday The Florida Gators won the SEC Championship The USC Trojans broke against the UCLA Bruins Then on Sunday … Continue reading

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My Black Friday: 50% Off Work Day

But you still get 100% of my blog today! I am attending a free seminar sales pitch for Apple’s Aperture at Showcase this afternoon so I will only be working a half day today. WooHoo!!! I am hoping that they … Continue reading

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