If you are reading this you are either outside the United States, in a job that doesn’t get today off, or bored. If you are in either of the last two, I am sorry.
It was a fairly uneventful weekend for me, yesterday I spent too many hours consuming alcohol. I am forcing myself to abstain from drinking; it’s a whole weight-gain, prove I have some self-control thing. I will have to break my alcohol fast on Wednesday as I attend a mixer at the Georgia Beer Garden.
It is 9:00am as I type this and I already pushed the hipster mower around the yard (with my hangover), showered, and eaten pancakes for breakfast.