Well, I found out how the sausage is made… by making sausage. I’ve added another “trad” skill to my arsenal.
On Friday I drove down to Americus, GA to stay overnight in order to shorten my morning drive to White Oak Pastures in Bluffton, GA on Saturday. In Americus I tried to eat dinner at a dive bar called “Pat’s Place” but couldn’t score one of the seven parking spaces it has. Instead I spent too much money for a burger, fries, and two beers at Icehouse Beer Garden. Since the hotel in which I spent specialized in mediocrity, I didn’t trust their $3.98 breakfast and ate breakfast at the Waffle House which was next door. While paying for my meal I saw an overhead security video of someone who looked a lot like me except for the balding patch on the top of the head. I asked the cashier what sort of filter their camera was using, but she didn’t seem to understand my question.
At the farm we eleven watched videos about how they slaughter their cows, prior to making some pork sausages by hand. The process is so straightforward that I think the YouTube videos I’ve watched previously would have been sufficient training. We were served lunch, which honestly was the most disappointing part of my day; I ordered the day’s special of brisket with macaroni and cheese. Whoever cooked the brisket did a real disservice to the cow whose life was ended to supply the beef because it was dry and tough. The workshop concluded an hour early, at 1pm, so I put my handmade sausages into the cooler I had brought with me and headed up the road, stopping only to buy some ice since the hotel room had no freezer and the its ice machine dispensed no ice.
While I wouldn’t want to move to south Georgia, I drove through some lovely countryside over the weekend.
Wordle: four, my starter was SHACK