Inside The Perimeter

One, Two, Out
I was set to enjoy Over the Rhine at Eddie’s Attic last night. I purchased a ticket for the “9:00pm” show, which I didn’t realize meant that doors would open at 9:00pm and the show would start at 9:30pm. The reason I chose the late show was to avoid the hassle of trying to navigate traffic from my Perimeter-area office to Decatur in order to make it to the early show.

I should have followed my rule “When there are two shows always attend the first.”

I arrived in Decatur around 8:20pm and felt fortunate to find a free parking space near Twain’s. With not nearly enough time (so I thought) to eat and enjoy a beer somewhere other than Eddie’s Attic I decided to head straight to Eddie’s and relax before the show. When I arrived at Eddie’s I was surprised to see it rather crowded, in fact so crowded that I couldn’t find a table at which to sit and eat, or even a stool at the bar. I did manage to find a chair and decided that I’d do a little iPhone surfing until the doors opened for my show.

As I sat there people continued to stream into the building. Over time I realized that, even though I had a pre-purchased ticket, I should talk to the guy at the door. This was somewhat smart as I discovered (a bit late) that he was putting names on a list in order to organize entry into the music space; I landed at number sixteen.

As the 9:00pm hour drew closer we were informed that the first show started “15-20 minutes late” and that our show would be pushed back. More people arrive crowding the already crowded space.

Do you know that Eddie’s has one way in and one way out? Do you know that when you have a roomful of people trying to leave by navigating a roomful of people waiting to get in to the space they’re vacating that everything becomes a royal clusterfuck? You do now.

When the time finally arrived for my group to enter the music room the table purchasers were called to enter first (I suppose they are the First Class / Medallion Guests for Eddie’s) and then the Coach Class were called in the order they appeared on the list. Remember, I was number sixteen; this did not mean that I was the sixteenth person, it meant I was the sixteenth name. By the time I was allowed entrance there weren’t many great places left to sit, in fact I was further ticked off that Eddie’s sold their middle-counter stools as “tables” thus blocking my ability to take one of those seats. I took one of the remaining stools at the bar, was almost immediately crushed into the corner, and then proceeded to watch people come in and stand in front of me obscuring any view that I had of the stage.

I won’t go as far as to say that Eddie’s illegally oversold the show, but they certainly sold too many tickets to make the evening comfortable and enjoyable for all.

After two song’s worth of trying to crane to see the stage while also trying to avoid having food dropped on my as the staff weaved their way delivering food to other customers I relinquished my stool at the bar. With virtually no place left to stand, I decided that having a good time was a lost cause and that I’d leave. Two songs.

“When there are two shows always attend the first.”

ITP Flickr Pic
One of my (many) shots from Sunday’s autocross.

This is not one of the many shots that I consider to be a failure.

The Tax Woman Cometh
Another factor for my early departure last night was the fact that I have a 10:00am meeting with my tax preparer today. Another reason I chose the late show last night was because I knew that I wouldn’t be heading in to work early, and figured that I’d have all of my tax paperwork gathered and ready to go well before today. To say that I am both unprepared and extremely fearful that I’ll be writing big tax checks this year based on some financial moves I made last year is an understatement.

I shan’t whine about my financial situation. Knock on wood I’ve not missed a mortgage payment in the eleven years of living in my house, and I’ve enjoyed enough financial freedom to do things like take up photography as a hobby.

I will whine about the amount of taxes we are forced to pay (they will be going up in the future, mark my word) especially given the lack of services I feel I get for my tax dollar. I also whine about the fact that filing taxes is such a royal pain in the ass. Seriously, FairTax may seem like an oxymoron but it’s time for us to head in that direction. Of course I realize that the people who’d have to enact such a change would never benefit from this change, so it’ll never happen in my lifetime.

A Week With Safari May Be A Week Too Much
My frustrations with TextExpander not consistently working with the latest version of Firefox has led me to make an effort to break free from Firefox for the first time since I started using it years ago.

It seems counterintuitive that I’d throw away the browser based on another piece of software, doesn’t it? I mean, TextExpander is the problem child, why not replace it? Well, because I’ve paid for TextExpander, have become reliant on its functionality, and know of no replacement for its functionality on the Mac.

I’ve currently switched to Apple’s Safari browser. While nearly feature-compatible to Firefox it does have a couple of huge quirks features which may have my running in horror by as quickly as today.

Safari is a multi-tabbed browser, so when you click on a link it will open the page in a new tab, right? Nope, it opens a whole new window which is a royal pain in the ass when working on a 13″ laptop. In order to open a link in a new tab one must “command-click” (formerly known as “apple-click”). The likelihood that I’ll retrain myself to “command-click” instead of just clicking is very low.

Safari likes to ignore some user configuration. There are buttons in the toolbar that I reordered. To my surprise and dismay the next time I launched Safari my button ordering had be replaced by Safari’s default order.

Safari is also a bit of a resource hog. I use my browser a lot, often with many tabs. Even with 4GB installed in my machine I can’t afford to let my browser run roughshod over my memory.

Only time will tell if I’ll adopt Safari as my go-to browser. However as of right now my Magic 8-Ball answer would be “Not likely.”

Stats & Goals
Daily
Current Mood – Extremely nervous that I’ll be writing big tax checks this year. Oh well, water under the bridge…
Current Music – listening to the “Mac Geeks Gab” podcast
Website Of The Day – Dipity is a really interesting way to present world events using a pictorial timeline.
Mode Of Transportation To Work – my car
Exercise (b)Log – situps, 20 (hey, it’s better than none)
Morning Weigh-In – hadn’t checked by the time this blog was written
Pages Of 1001 Paintings You Must See Before You Die Read – 52

Monthly
Foot Mileage – ~4 miles, Wheel Mileage – 0 miles
Pushups – 0, Situps – 20
Consecutive Days Of Bed-Making (Longest Streak) – 8 (8)
Vegetarian Days – 1, Carnivorous Days – 7
Marta Rides – 0

March Goals
- Not get fired from my job
- Ride my bicycle no fewer than 100 miles
- Get the new LLC moving…

2010 Goals
- Reduce my weight to 185 pounds (starting weight was 198 pounds)
- Completely read the book 1001 Paintings You Must See Before You Die
- Earn at least $150 through photography sales in order to cover the cost for the renewal of the Jalapeño Beach SmugMug account I opened the other day.
- Save $500 for the sole purpose of donating to charitable organizations of my choice
- Attend at least one professional photography workshop
- Enter no fewer than three photographic competitions / gallery showings
- Get the Black Sheep stats out of Excel and online
- Ride in no fewer than two 50 mile or 50K bike rides
- Complete my Taco Mac Passport requirement of 125 beers

The Unmeasurable
- Continue backing up all data, including the off-site storage
- Become a proficient programmer in PHP and CSS
- Do not create a solution for something which is not a problem

Cheers,
Paulie [eatl/ga]

The event I expected to be done by 5pm yesterday lasted until about 7pm. After that we wound up heading to Fox Bros BBQ for dinner. After a quick catch-up with The Amazing Race and I was ready for bed. I’ll be spending my lunch hour digging through tax documents in preparation for tomorrow’s appointment with my tax preparer.

If It’s Monday It Must Be Dietday
And so it begins. Again.

Today’s weight, 203 pounds. Target weight by July, 190 pounds.

Mixed Scoutmob Experiences
This weekend I decided to try out the services for a new(ish) local company called Scoutmob. Scoutmob essentially provides a new local deal each day, many of which are available to use for a longer period than that.

On Saturday I decided to eat breakfast at Sun In My Belly (who has some really beautiful photography on their site — none of which is mine) because they had a 40% off deal from Scoutmob. While driving to Sun In My Belly I was disappointed how slowly Scoutmob’s iPhone app was responding. By the time I got to the restaurant I had finally pulled up the screen for Sun In My Belly and was able to ask the attractive waitress how to claim the discount. As usual the food at Sun In My Belly was outstanding! I order the BLT where the ‘T’ is fried green tomato, which comes with a side of potatoes, and I added a side of Sun In My Belly’s delicious bacon.

I tried to repeat my success on Sunday with a 50% off breakfast at Radial Cafe. Again Scoutmob’s iPhone app was incredibly sluggish and this time I never could get the damn thing to complete the process necessary to claim the discount. Luckily for me my waiter was standing by as I tried multiple times so he had the manager apply the 50% discount anyway. At Radial Cafe I ordered one of the day’s specials, the vegan sweet potato pancakes and added a side of vegetarian sausage. (This was supposed to be the foundation of a vegetarian day, but you may correctly assume that my trip to Fox Bros BBQ involved pork.) The pancakes took a really long time to come out (about 25 minutes), but I had a magazine and give kudos to my waiter for apologizing for the delay.

Oh, and of course I tipped my servers based on the pre-discounted total. On each occasion my server helped me to get the discount and provided excellent service so she/he deserved proper compensation.

Here’s something that I learned yesterday, you only get to use each deal once — so make it count.

Overall I think the Scoutmob experience is a good thing to introduce people to new places (even though I’ve been to these two restaurants many times before others probably have not). However, they really need to improve their iPhone app otherwise I can see people becoming frustrated and leaving them in the dust.

ITP Flickr Pic
Yesterday’s planned event took me to the parking lot of Six Flags Over Georgia

My coworker ITP-Reader Rich and I were able to get one attempt at taking photo of this rollercoaster from an awesome point of view before security kicked us out. WTF. I realize that the security was only “doing their job” but seriously if the location is dangerous fence it off and if it’s not fenced off then let people photograph from there. Stupid litigious society.

Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY
As I mention at the beginning of this blog entry yesterday turned out to be a rather long day of activities.

After breakfast I loaded into the Jackmobile and headed to Six Flags where I was to attempt to shoot some of my coworkers doing an autocross event in one of its parking lots. I guess having signage leading to the proper parking lot was too simple, hell even an Amazing Race style marker would have helped, and the person from whom I got instruction led me on a wild goose chase. I was directed to go into the main parking lot, and upon seeing no autocross nor having no desire to pay to get in to Six Flags I headed out.

I decided to use this time to look for some abandoned cars or houses, and to investigate the area for potential hashing opportunities (not that any part of this state shall be considered “virgin” territory at this point). At one point heading east on I-20 I saw the parking lot with autocross people in it, and attempted to get to it from another direction. This was a tactical error, although it did produce the only photo of the day which could satisfy the theme of “abandoned or discarded” — and the subject has nothing to do with houses, cars, or machinery.

On my second pass around the Greater Six Flags Area I decided I was going to give up and head back ITP. At that point I spotted a yellow Corvette towing four tires and used my incredible powers of deduction to conclude that he was probably headed to the autocross. I watched him turn into an park exit road and realized that if someone had only provided a sign, or clear an proper directions for me earlier I wouldn’t have spent so much time driving around.

The day was long, mostly because the organizers were behind schedule. In fact by the time my coworkers were about to begin their runs around the autocross course daylight was almost beginning to slip away.

I took about four hundred photos yesterday. Last night I culled at least one hundred from that group and shook my head at the similarity that 80% of them possess (same shot, different cars). Throughout the week I’ll continue to cull and work on those which are incredibly sharp, posting the best of the day’s work in this space.

RealiTV Update : The Amazing Race —
SPOILERS
I’m glad that ITP-Readers Stacy, Terri, and I all forgot to make our The Amazing Race Elimination Picks this week. I think that Stacy must have something going on in her life because she failed to assign us songs for the past two weeks as well. I’ll assume that Terri was just more interested in last night’s Academy Awards. The reason that I am glad is that because my whipping boys, Team Clouseau, somehow managed to get their heads out of their asses and finished first. Naturally I would have picked them to get eliminated for the third week in a row. It turns out that one Clouseau is good at eating and one is good at drinking beer, who would’ve guessed that?

I’m beginning to like to Team Noun (Team Brokeback) more though I’m wondering if their “Aw Shucks” attitude is not quite what has been showed of late. I’m curious to know why they chose to take a train to the statue of Klaus Wilhelm instead of hailing a cab.

Did anyone not believe that this was going to be a non-elimination leg? I’m not saying that the rules are altered throughout the game, but I find it “convenient” that Team Big Brother (a CBS franchise) staved off elimination for coming in last place.

What’s your take on this season’s new challenge, The Intersection? I’m not sure I like it because I’ve always wanted The Amazing Race to outlaw alliances, not encourage them.

Tonight Will Be A Late One At Eddie’s Attic
Not that my life needs to get any busier than it already is, but a really good band called Over the Rhine is playing two shows tonight at Eddie’s Attic in Decatur. I’ll be at the 9pm show.

Stats & Goals
Daily
Current Mood – meh
Current Music – listening to the “This Week in Tech” podcast
Website Of The Day – I heard about Foodie Kits on a recent podcast. Foodie Kits are essentially spice kits for travelers. Neat.
Mode Of Transportation To Work – my car
Exercise (b)Log – nothing of note
Morning Weigh-In – 203 pounds
Pages Of 1001 Paintings You Must See Before You Die Read – 52

Monthly
Foot Mileage – ~4 miles, Wheel Mileage – 0 miles
Pushups – 0, Situps – 0
Consecutive Days Of Bed-Making (Longest Streak) – 7 (7)
Vegetarian Days – 1, Carnivorous Days – 6
Marta Rides – 0

March Goals
- Not get fired from my job
- Ride my bicycle no fewer than 100 miles
- Get the new LLC moving…

2010 Goals
- Reduce my weight to 185 pounds (starting weight was 198 pounds)
- Completely read the book 1001 Paintings You Must See Before You Die
- Earn at least $150 through photography sales in order to cover the cost for the renewal of the Jalapeño Beach SmugMug account I opened the other day.
- Save $500 for the sole purpose of donating to charitable organizations of my choice
- Attend at least one professional photography workshop
- Enter no fewer than three photographic competitions / gallery showings
- Get the Black Sheep stats out of Excel and online
- Ride in no fewer than two 50 mile or 50K bike rides
- Complete my Taco Mac Passport requirement of 125 beers

The Unmeasurable
- Continue backing up all data, including the off-site storage
- Become a proficient programmer in PHP and CSS
- Do not create a solution for something which is not a problem

Cheers,
Paulie [eatl/ga]

I’m not going to try and paint myself as the biggest fan of Pavement. Sheepishly I have to admit that Pavement is one of the handful of really popular indie bands (see also: Sonic Youth) that someone all-but missed my radar “back in the day.” I guess I was doing more of the punk and grunge things back then. However, this won’t stop me from being one of the masses who hit Ticketmaster’s website to buy a ticket, and get reamed with “convenience fees”, for the show at The Tabernacle later this year.

Beware Of The Ides Of March
Last night I placed an order for AT&T’s U-Verse service. Once installed on March 15th I’ll be subscribing to AT&T’s 12Mbps internet service as well as digital phone service with unlimited minutes throughout the US, Canada, and Mexico. These two services will cost $80/month (before obligatory taxes and fees) and will cost me another $149 to have installed. Why do it?

Well, first and foremost my current DSL delivers 1.5Mbps at best for $60/month, I have an analog landline (for the DSL and alarm system) which costs about $30/month, and I have a long distance calling plan which costs $6/month plus a fairly nominal per-minute charge for long distance calls I place. So, in theory I’m getting better services for $16 less than what I’m paying now. And as a bonus I will only have to pay one provider instead of the three with whom I currently do business. I like!

There are one or two concerns I have however. First, unlike analog telephone service digital telephone service requires electricity from the home. Therefore, if the power goes out, I better be getting cellphone service so that I can call Georgia Power to reinstate services. Second, I will have to contact my alarm company to make sure that their service can be used with a digital phone line. If not, this may be another opportunity for me to change companies and lower my monthly fees.

ITP Flickr Pic
Last Saturday I went abandoned car hunting based on a tip given to me by my friend Jill (aka “Supersuck”).

This gem was located up in Norcross.

RealiTV Update : Survivor — The Race For Immunity Is On
For some reason it’s difficult for me to remember what happened last night. It must have something to do with the fact that I was working on my computer all night while the tv played in the background.

Spoilers Follow
I do remember that it was a rather lackluster episode.
I do remember that each team received a fairly straightforward “clue” to the location of an Immunity Idol at their camp.
I do remember Tom finding the Immunity Idol at the Heroes’ camp.
I do remember the Villains winning immunity.
I do remember Tom cleverly playing his Immunity Idol, which probably saved his ass from elimination.
I do remember the joy of hearing that Cerie was voted off. I’ve never liked her for some reason…

I Won’t Be Fooled Again
I’m looking at the weather forecast for Atlanta this weekend, a weekend of sun with a high of 57ºF on Saturday and a high of 61ºF on Sunday. Perfect bicycle riding weather, right? Not so fast, my friend. Check out the lows this weekend 28ºF on Saturday and 38ºF on Sunday.

I might have to wait another week or two before getting the Red Rocket back on the road.

Stats & Goals
Daily
Current Mood – fair, feeling a bit ill but hopeful that it’ll be out of my system by tomorrow
Current Music – listening to the “Grammar Girl” podcast. If you’ve read this space for some time you know that I should pay more attention to this podcast.
Website Of The Day – A Is For Atlanta is a real estate blog that I stumbled upon while contemplating loft rental the other day.
Mode Of Transportation To Work – my car
Exercise (b)Log – nothing
Morning Weigh-In – didn’t check
Pages Of 1001 Paintings You Must See Before You Die Read – 52

Monthly
Foot Mileage – ~4 miles, Wheel Mileage – 0 miles
Pushups – 0, Situps – 0
Consecutive Days Of Bed-Making (Longest Streak) – 5 (5)
Vegetarian Days – 1, Carnivorous Days – 3
Marta Rides – 0

March Goals
- Not get fired from my job
- Ride my bicycle no fewer than 100 miles
- Get the new LLC moving…

2010 Goals
- Reduce my weight to 185 pounds (starting weight was 198 pounds)
- Completely read the book 1001 Paintings You Must See Before You Die
- Earn at least $150 through photography sales in order to cover the cost for the renewal of the Jalapeño Beach SmugMug account I opened the other day.
- Save $500 for the sole purpose of donating to charitable organizations of my choice
- Attend at least one professional photography workshop
- Enter no fewer than three photographic competitions / gallery showings
- Get the Black Sheep stats out of Excel and online
- Ride in no fewer than two 50 mile or 50K bike rides
- Complete my Taco Mac Passport requirement of 125 beers

The Unmeasurable
- Continue backing up all data, including the off-site storage
- Become a proficient programmer in PHP and CSS
- Do not create a solution for something which is not a problem

Cheers,
Paulie [eatl/ga]

Something about repeating the same process and expecting different results?

Well, today I’m replaying the “Waiting for the electrician game.” It turns out, so I was told, that the electrician had written me in for 8am today and not yesterday. So, with an apology and an offer to do the work at a discount I decided to see if we can get this deal done today.

As I watch today’s Flickr pic crawl its way onto the internet I can only hope that a switch to U-Verse will make my internet experience much more enjoyable. Dangen! The first attempt to upload the photo failed.

Oh, and it’s now 5:30am and I’ve been up since about 3:30am. This doesn’t bode well for me today. I see a nap in my future.

I Found The Night, Now I Need To Find Some Game
The “Plan” last night was to see the play “Shooting Star” at Horizon Theatre. The “Sub-Plan” was to see if I would at least be close to the median age of the people in attendance. It was the suggestion of ITP-Reader Lisa, who used to go to the Horizon when she was an Atlanta resident many years ago, that younger people (read “women”) would more likely be in attendance during the week when ticket prices were lower.

She was right of course, though early returns had me believing that I’d never see a show at the Horizon at which I wouldn’t be one of the youngest patrons. Last night there were two groups of women who were in attendance, the younger of which were adorable but way too young and perhaps out of my league, the elder of which were all married and talking about children. Of course I wasn’t feeling well last night either with a dry cough and some intermittent chest pains. Of course none of that matters as I have no “game” and would have done nothing even if I had felt on top of the world.

The play was very good. Acted well by the only two people in the play, it ran for eight-five minutes without intermission. If you don’t know the plot of “Shooting Star,” it’s a about a chance encounter of two former lovers (twenty-five years later) who are stuck in an airport waiting for a huge snowstorm to subside so that they can catch their flights — coincidentally to each other’s home town. The two people’s lives have gone in opposite directions, he, has become corporate businessman with a wife and daughter while, she, has attempted to maintain the hippie lifestyle they shared those many years ago. Of course each is suffering at the present time and an attempt to rekindle the old times, perhaps the only awkward portion of the play, when the airport shuts down for the evening proves to be fruitless. There is a major plot twist toward the play’s end which I shan’t disclose in case you want to see the play, which gives it an air of “ABC AfterSchool Special” which I found unfortunate. Overall I’d recommend the play if you can handle plays which are not necessarily comedic.

ITP Flickr Pic
I should have known better than to believe that Pomegranate Fruit Bars would be made from pomegranates.

RELATED: I don’t read packaging well.

Too Much Of A Good Thing Is Not So Great
Yesterday was a weird food day even by my standards. I started the day with a “breakfast bar,” which is not all that unusual.

When my regular lunch crew decided not to go out for lunch I chose to stay in as well, eating a bowl of shredded wheat cereal, banana, and “pomegranate” bar.

I didn’t budget nearly enough time for eating dinner before last night’s play and wanting to chalk up a vegetarian day I unfortunately ate another “pomegranate” bar and a different brand of cereal bar for dinner.

Hungry when I arrived home post-play, I made a cup of tea and ate the final two spoonfuls of peanut butter straight from its jar.

Too much sweet, not nearly enough savory. Not good.

I Wish I Were Handing Out Happy Birthday Greetings Today
Today would have been my father’s 87th birthday had he lived to see it. I think I should call my mother tonight to see how she’s doing.

Stats & Goals
Daily
Current Mood – meh, life is not thrilling me at the moment
Current Music – listening podcasts when I should be sleeping
Website Of The Day – With a switch to digital phone service I might also make the leap to a digital alarm company such as Next Alarm.
Mode Of Transportation To Work – my car, at least it will be when I go in to work
Exercise (b)Log – nothing
Morning Weigh-In – didn’t check
Pages Of 1001 Paintings You Must See Before You Die Read – 52

Monthly
Foot Mileage – ~4 miles, Wheel Mileage – 0 miles
Pushups – 0, Situps – 0
Consecutive Days Of Bed-Making (Longest Streak) – 4 (4)
Vegetarian Days – 1, Carnivorous Days – 2
Marta Rides – 0

March Goals
- Not get fired from my job
- Ride my bicycle no fewer than 100 miles
- Get the new LLC moving…

2010 Goals
- Reduce my weight to 185 pounds (starting weight was 198 pounds)
- Completely read the book 1001 Paintings You Must See Before You Die
- Earn at least $150 through photography sales in order to cover the cost for the renewal of the Jalapeño Beach SmugMug account I opened the other day.
- Save $500 for the sole purpose of donating to charitable organizations of my choice
- Attend at least one professional photography workshop
- Enter no fewer than three photographic competitions / gallery showings
- Get the Black Sheep stats out of Excel and online
- Ride in no fewer than two 50 mile or 50K bike rides
- Complete my Taco Mac Passport requirement of 125 beers

The Unmeasurable
- Continue backing up all data, including the off-site storage
- Become a proficient programmer in PHP and CSS
- Do not create a solution for something which is not a problem

Cheers,
Paulie [eatl/ga]

I’m writing this morning as I wait for the electrician (who is currently thirty minutes late and I’m beginning to fear that we didn’t have an “agreed upon” time after all) to arrive and install a new outlet in my basement and hopefully fix the broken light switch in the kitchen. Who knows, at the rate I’m writing maybe he’ll be done with all of his work by the time I’m done writing this blog entry.

It’s 9am. No electrician. House alarm just started going off a few blocks away and since it has yet to get turned off I can only assume another East Atlanta resident is a victim of home burglary. The urge to sell this house continues to rise…

A Big Night Of Laundry
I was done with my many loads of laundry, belly full of a Lee’s Bakery grilled pork Banh Mi sandwich, fairly early in the evening. That didn’t stop me from not getting a whole lot accomplished however. After putting the laundry away where it belonged (a task I force myself to do immediately otherwise I risk the possibility of having clean laundry piles for days) I went in to the den and did a little bit of work.

My big mistake was moving in to the bedroom with my laptop, which might as well be the checkered flag indicating the end of my operating day. There I attempted to read the manual for my PocketWizard remote flash trigger (Hey, want to make millions of dollars? Produce camera equipment! The three-foot long cable which connects the PocketWizard to my camera so that I can trigger the camera remotely sells for $70(!) at B&H Photo). About half-way through the manual I fell asleep — I only know this because I woke up around midnight and pieced together the last page that I remembered reading.

I’d like to say that I at least got a good night’s slumber, but truth be told I woke up and fell back to sleep many times.

ITP Flickr Pic
Because I buy mostly everything I buy online I am used to receiving brown boxes (many with the familiar Amazon logo on it).

The other day I received a t-shirt from Shirt.Woot! in this wonderfully humorous packaging.

I’m Playing It Up Tonight
I have a reservation tonight at Horizon Theatre to see “Shooting Star.” You may remember “Shooting Star” as the play for which I saw a sneak preview a few weeks ago. I’m looking forward to seeing the entire play now, and I’ve chosen to go on a Wednesday night to see what the composition of the crowd is at a non Fri/Sat play.

Happy Birthday Wishes
I’m not sure if my long-time friend Sandy is an ITP-Reader or not, but I’ll take a chance and wish her a very happy birthday anyway.

Stats & Goals
Daily
Current Mood – not bad, feeling a bit better physically
Current Music – Sirius/XM Satellite Radio, Channel 26 playing Pavement –”Unseen Power Of The Picket Fences”
Website Of The Day – If not for the bazillion other things I have to read Give Me Something To Read would be a perfect place for me to find things to read.
Mode Of Transportation To Work – my car
Exercise (b)Log – nothing
Morning Weigh-In – didn’t check, I probably should again to scare myself into exercise
Pages Of 1001 Paintings You Must See Before You Die Read – 52

Monthly
Foot Mileage – ~4 miles, Wheel Mileage – 0 miles
Pushups – 0, Situps – 0
Consecutive Days Of Bed-Making (Longest Streak) – 3 (3)
Vegetarian Days – 0, Carnivorous Days – 2
Marta Rides – 0

March Goals
- Not get fired from my job
- Ride my bicycle no fewer than 100 miles
- Get the new LLC moving…

2010 Goals
- Reduce my weight to 185 pounds (starting weight was 198 pounds)
- Completely read the book 1001 Paintings You Must See Before You Die
- Earn at least $150 through photography sales in order to cover the cost for the renewal of the Jalapeño Beach SmugMug account I opened the other day.
- Save $500 for the sole purpose of donating to charitable organizations of my choice
- Attend at least one professional photography workshop
- Enter no fewer than three photographic competitions / gallery showings
- Get the Black Sheep stats out of Excel and online
- Ride in no fewer than two 50 mile or 50K bike rides
- Complete my Taco Mac Passport requirement of 125 beers

The Unmeasurable
- Continue backing up all data, including the off-site storage
- Become a proficient programmer in PHP and CSS
- Do not create a solution for something which is not a problem

Cheers,
Paulie [eatl/ga]

Perhaps the only thing that irks me more than the collective-shudder that occurs in Atlanta when snow is predicted is the amount of tweets I see that say “SNOW!” or “OMG It’s SNOWING in [insert nearby city name here]” as if the frozen water has never graced our environs. Lighten up people, it’s not that dramatic, not to mention that we’ve already had two snow events here this year so snow is not even that novel.

Another Night, Well Evening, In Roswell
I met up with the usual gang of Roswell Photographic Society attendees at the Moe’s on Roswell Road at Abernathy (aka “Believe it or not, where I lived for nearly two years when I first moved to Atlanta”) before taking the three mile trek up Roswell Road for the RPS meeting.

Last night was a “Speaker Night” where a local photographer comes in to talk about photography. The speaker last night was a Roswell portrait photographer; she was also a Canon shooter (I’m starting to get a bit of a complex as a Nikon shooter in this town). While the speaker was entertaining and informative, her speech went on forever. By the time she finished and turned the presentation over to her husband it was 8:50pm and we are supposed to vacate the space at 9:00pm. At promptly 9:00pm I decided that I had enough and knowing I had at least a 35-minute drive ahead of me I quietly exited the building and drove home.

ITP Flickr Pic
This is my “reading room”

If you know me then you also know that it gets little use.

Call Me Crazy, I Have Signed Up For Black Rock Again
For a while the Black Sheep Hash Black Rock Camp Out was a constant in my life. Last year’s decision to “change things up” combined with the heinous weather that occurred the weekend the Black Sheep Hash’s Black Rock Tugaloo Camp Out led me to skip the event.

Well, I’m headed back.

The camp out is March 12th-14th in the northeastern corner up in the southern part of the Appalachian mountains. The weather could be cold and miserable! What the hell am I thinking!!!

Come on and play with me! For your $50 you’ll get some food, a lot of beer, and ridiculous stories that you can tell for a lifetime.

Stats & Goals
Daily
Current Mood – lacking
Current Music – silence, but that’s going to change soon
Website Of The Day – If you have some well-kept gadgets you’d like to sell then Gazelle may be the place for you to do so. Sadly for me I wind up using my gadgets so much and for so long that no one would buy them.
Mode Of Transportation To Work – my car
Exercise (b)Log – Stair Climbing, 12 floors
Morning Weigh-In – didn’t think to check; I’ll guess “too fat.”
Pages Of 1001 Paintings You Must See Before You Die Read – 52

Monthly
Foot Mileage – ~4 miles, Wheel Mileage – 0 miles
Pushups – 0, Situps – 0
Consecutive Days Of Bed-Making (Longest Streak) – 2 (2)
Vegetarian Days – 0, Carnivorous Days – 1
Marta Rides – 0

March Goals
- Not get fired from my job
- Ride my bicycle no fewer than 100 miles
- Get the new LLC moving…

2010 Goals
- Reduce my weight to 185 pounds (starting weight was 198 pounds)
- Completely read the book 1001 Paintings You Must See Before You Die
- Earn at least $150 through photography sales in order to cover the cost for the renewal of the Jalapeño Beach SmugMug account I opened the other day.
- Save $500 for the sole purpose of donating to charitable organizations of my choice
- Attend at least one professional photography workshop
- Enter no fewer than three photographic competitions / gallery showings
- Get the Black Sheep stats out of Excel and online
- Ride in no fewer than two 50 mile or 50K bike rides
- Complete my Taco Mac Passport requirement of 125 beers

The Unmeasurable
- Continue backing up all data, including the off-site storage
- Become a proficient programmer in PHP and CSS
- Do not create a solution for something which is not a problem

Cheers,
Paulie [eatl/ga]

March 1st? Huh. How’d that happen?

I was hoping to have an appointment scheduled for the electrical work to get done this week so I could in turn schedule an AT$T (the dollar sign was a typo but seems appropriate so I kept it there) U-Verse install, which would then allow me to cancel my current DSL service as well as the third-party long distance phone service to which I subscribe. But alas I’m still waiting… While I wait, this might be a good time to ask if anyone has a home alarm service connected to a digital phone line?

Oh yeah, if you are interested in A Prairie Home Companion tickets for the Mat 22nd show at The Fox, they go on sale at 10am EST today.

I Didn’t Even Know There Was A Town Called “Douglasville”
Yesterday’s Black Sheep Hash started in a town called “Douglasville.” Where is Douglasville? Good question. If you drive I-20 West until you see the weird roadside sculptures, keep driving another five minutes, turn off, and travel another ten minutes you are there.

I didn’t know that Douglasville existed, and I sure as shit didn’t expect to find hills there. Our hares (Boner Rooter and Blue Ball Special) found them though, as the entire trail went up and down, up and down. To say that I am a “wee little bit” out of shape may be this year’s biggest understatement. I’d huff up a mole hill that I turned into a mountain, only to puff down the backside of it, only to start huffing again as I ascended the next. Now before you get all “You fat ass, I’ve walked up many hillsides.” let me state that it’s one thing to walk up hills, and yet another to walk up hills which are littered with fallen leaves which constantly slip under the foot trying to make headway.

The trail was a great way for me to start my exercising again. Getting only two beers at the end before the beer ran out was another. With the hash ending early (running out of beer tends to do this) a large group of us headed to Holy Taco in East Atlanta (not my suggestion, though very convenient for me) where I consumed two more beers (Lagunitas IPAs) some chips with guacamole and two chicharrones (chunks of pork belly). Perhaps the Holy Taco stop was not such a great way for me to start my exercising again.

All of this exercise caused me to pass out on the couch at the start of The Amazing Race. Thankfully I have a DVR and was able to back up to the start of the show and watch the race unfold in near “real” time.

What Would’ve Been
Each year February 28th marks the anniversary of my parents’ wedding.

If my father were still alive yesterday would have been their 62nd.

Let me clarify something… I didn’t take this photo, but I did scan it to digital with my new scanner.

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This photo I did take, however.

I’ve been cellaring (not a real verb, but I don’t care) wine since I first moved in to my house in 1999. Back then I’d buy a couple of bottles and cellar them for those “special occasions” that I was certain would be coming. I believe it was last year that I was introduced to the “Open That Bottle” concept which basically said that no occasion will ever be “special” enough and you might as well drink what you have now, while you can.

I suppose that it’s the fear of every person who cellars wine — corking. Corking occurs when a bottle’s cork shrinks, allowing air to seep into the bottle, turning wine into vinegar. Also, not every wine is meant to be cellared (again, not a real word) for many years and actually tastes worse over time.

When I took the foil off the top of this bottle I feared that it had corked as I saw dried sediment around the neck of the bottle. When I popped the cork it looked okay and an initial sniff of the newly opened bottle didn’t kill me. I carefully poured a glass, gave that a good inhale, and then made an initial sip. To my joy the wine tasted fine.

I drank about a third of this bottle on Saturday night as I curled up with Limited Liability For Companies as I try to learn how to run my newly-formed LLC. I intended to finish the bottle yesterday but the four beers I had with the hashers did enough damage to me.

RealiTV Update : The Amazing Race – I Know A Idiot Savant
SPOILERS INCLUDED
Is Exit 120 along I-85 in Georgia in an earlier time zone? That is the only way I can imagine how ITP-Reader Stacy could pick the team which was eliminated from The Amazing Race for the second week in a row. Once again I played bridesmaid by picking Team Cousteau only to watch them finish next-to-last. However, at least I didn’t pick Team Noun (Jet and Cord) like ITP-Reader Terri did. (btw, Terri and Stacy didn’t we joke about having an additional penalty when you pick the team that wins the leg on which you picked them to get eliminated?)

So far I’m really enjoying The Amazing Cowboy Race. I didn’t think that the race could cater to Team Noun any more than it did last week, but then one of the detours was roping a bale of hay which had a fake steer head attached to it! When I saw the polo challenge I thought that they were going to have to score a goal riding real horses — let’s see, who would be better at riding horses…. lesbians or cowboys?

Did anyone else pay attention to prize won by Team Noun? It included travel to Santiago, Chile. That city’s name may ring a bell because they just suffered an 8.8 magnitude earthquake.

What amuses me most about The Amazing Race is the number of times that I scream “WHY DON’T YOU PEOPLE READ THE FUCKING CLUE?!?!?!” only to realize that, if I were on the show, I’d be the guy who didn’t read the clue completely costing my team valuable time.

In a few more weeks I’ll have generated names for each of the remaining teams. So far this is what I have

• Team Cousteau (the detectives Louie and Michael)
• Team Noun (the cowboys Jet and Cord) — named by ITP-Reader Terri, alternate would have been Team Brokeback
• Team Iran So Far Away (Miss SC and her model boyfriend)
• Team Big Brother (Jordan and Jeff, named for obvious reasons)
• Team Thing One, Thing Gay One (Dan and Jordan)

feel free to suggest names for the others.

Stats & Goals
Daily
Current Mood – okay, just a bit of pain this morning
Current Music – listening to a CBC Radio3 music podcast, mostly because I love Canada
Website Of The Day – While in Home Depot this week I discovered Cable Cuffs — they are handcuffs for cables. Kinky!
Mode Of Transportation To Work – my car
Exercise (b)Log – Sunday = hashing, 4 miles (?)
Morning Weigh-In – I should’ve checked but didn’t because I was running late this morning
Pages Of 1001 Paintings You Must See Before You Die Read – 52

Monthly
Foot Mileage – ~4 miles, Wheel Mileage – 0 miles
Pushups – 0, Situps – 0
Consecutive Days Of Bed-Making (Longest Streak) – 1 (1)
Vegetarian Days – 0, Carnivorous Days – 0
Marta Rides – 0

March Goals
- Not get fired from my job
- Ride my bicycle no fewer than 100 miles
- Get the new LLC moving…

2010 Goals
- Reduce my weight to 185 pounds (starting weight was 198 pounds)
- Completely read the book 1001 Paintings You Must See Before You Die
- Earn at least $150 through photography sales in order to cover the cost for the renewal of the Jalapeño Beach SmugMug account I opened the other day.
- Save $500 for the sole purpose of donating to charitable organizations of my choice
- Attend at least one professional photography workshop
- Enter no fewer than three photographic competitions / gallery showings
- Get the Black Sheep stats out of Excel and online
- Ride in no fewer than two 50 mile or 50K bike rides
- Complete my Taco Mac Passport requirement of 125 beers

The Unmeasurable
- Continue backing up all data, including the off-site storage
- Become a proficient programmer in PHP and CSS
- Do not create a solution for something which is not a problem

Cheers,
Paulie [eatl/ga]

I’m starting to sound like a broken record, but I didn’t do a whole lot of blog-worthy stuff last night…

One Step Closer
Yesterday I brought in someone to look at replacing the electrical outlet that I plan to have AT&T use for a U-Verse installation. The job seemed to be fairly simple, so I also mentioned having him look into the light switch in the kitchen which I’ve yet to repair.

It all seems to be okay, now I just need to find time next week to schedule the repairs as he was unable to do the work last night.

Slow Going With The iPhone Development Learning
It gets me a bit frustrated when I don’t accomplish what I set out to do (see also: take more photographs).

While far from alone, I was one of the people who realized how important the internet would be back in 1992 — and I did nothing about it!

When Apple announced a software development kit for the iPhone I realized that would be game changing and set about to learn iPhone development — and then I got sidetracked.

So now I’m determined to get involved. Learning how to develop code is not beyond my skills, I just need to dedicate more time to getting this done. I know that it will make me happier…

Bring on the iPad!
Bring on the completion of the organization of my LLC!

ITP Flickr Pic
Ugh, nothing today. I couldn’t even get a dopey shot like I did yesterday.

RealiTV Update: Survivor Lost Out To Sleep
I fell asleep really early last night, while watching iPhone development videos. Ugh. I’ll be listening to last night’s episode later today so please no spoilers.

Another Big Weekend Ahead
Hey, it’s a Black Sheep Hash weekend. That’s right, I’m planning on going Sunday. One of the hares on Sunday is ITP-Reader Betsy (aka “Boner Rooter”); last year she and her co-hair Claire (aka “Blue Ball Special”) brought us snow, I’m anxious to see what they have in store for us this year.

I’m also planning on using the predicted sunshine this weekend to do a little photography using some of the information provided to me from some of my fellow hashers about abandoned cars and houses.

Stats & Goals
Daily
Current Mood – fat, but alright. I’m not overly-optimistic, but things may be looking up.
Current Music – finishing listening to yesterday’s “The Story” podcast
Website Of The Day – I seem to be forgetting about a lot of things lately. Never again with Crap, I Missed It!.
Mode Of Transportation To Work – my car
Exercise (b)Log – stair climbing, 6 floors
Morning Weigh-In – didn’t check, that’ll start again Monday
Pages Of 1001 Paintings You Must See Before You Die Read – 52

Monthly
Foot Mileage – 0 miles, Wheel Mileage – 0 miles
Pushups – 0, Situps – 0
Consecutive Days Of Bed-Making (Longest Streak) – 5** (5)
Vegetarian Days – 5, Carnivorous Days – 20
Marta Rides – 0
* – since I stayed in a hotel
** – because I stayed in friends’ house

February Goals
- Not get fired from my job

2010 Goals
- Reduce my weight to 185 pounds (starting weight was 198 pounds)
- Completely read the book 1001 Paintings You Must See Before You Die
- Earn at least $150 through photography sales in order to cover the cost for the renewal of the Jalapeño Beach SmugMug account I opened the other day.
- Save $500 for the sole purpose of donating to charitable organizations of my choice
- Attend at least one professional photography workshop
- Enter no fewer than three photographic competitions / gallery showings
- Get the Black Sheep stats out of Excel and online
- Ride in no fewer than two 50 mile or 50K bike rides
- Complete my Taco Mac Passport requirement of 125 beers

The Unmeasurable
- Continue backing up all data, including the off-site storage
- Become a proficient programmer in PHP and CSS
- Do not create a solution for something which is not a problem

Cheers,
Paulie [eatl/ga]

I don’t have much in the ways of in-depth, insightful things about which to blog today.

Quick Hits

• Shamu : Putting the “Killer” back in Killer Whale.
• Errata : I thought Curling was the National Sport of Canada; LaCrosse is.
• I’m not jingoistic enough to enjoy The Olympics.
• I’m planning on attending at least two Gwinnett Gladiators and at least one more Atlanta Thrashers games before their seasons end. Want to join me?
• I’m finally taking steps to improve the bandwidth at home.
• I’m tired of getting nickle and dimed with additional ticket fees. Yesterday I was going to buy a ticket to attend a play at the Hertz Stage of the Alliance Theatre and there was a $2.50 fee per ticket to hold my purchase at Will Call. I decided that if I can make it to the Box Office to purchase I ticket then I will, otherwise I’ll just save the $25 that the play’s ticket would have cost me.
• Having said that I may buckle and purchase a ticket for “A Prairie Home Companion” when tickets go on sale next Monday for their May 22nd show at the Fox Theatre.

More Notches On My Passport May Mean Fewer Notches On My Belt
After work last night I decided that I wanted a beer or two before heading home. Being a Wednesday night I figured getting a table at the Taco Mac (Perimeter) wouldn’t be difficult — I was wrong. With an estimated 5-10 minute wait I decided to suck it up so that I could suck down a couple of beers.

For dinner last night I consumed the Southwest Chicken Wrap (with fries) and added two beers to my Passport list:

1. New Belgium Ranger IPA
2. Breckenridge Vanilla Porter

It’s been nearly four years to the day when I signed up for this passport. I’m now at 82 beers into completing the 125 necessary to get my name on a plaque and be served the bigger beer glass for the rest of my life. I’ve decided to add a new goal to my 2010 Goal List, see below.

ITP Flickr Pic
A lot of people could make a photo of a piece of wheat toast look delicious.

I may have some work to do.

Note: All toast and margarine were completely harmed once this photo was taken.

“Death Cab For Cutie” + “Sufjan Stevens” + “Postal Service” = “Freelance Whales”
The other day I was gifted a few CD downloads by a promoter marketing a couple of bands who are coming to Atlanta soon.

One of those bands was called Freelance Whales, a band who I’ve never been exposed to previously, so I was eager to download their disc and give it a living.

If you are a fan of Death Cab For Cutie, Sufjan Stevens, or Postal Service then you will love Freelance Whales’ “Weathervanes” release because it sounds exactly like a mashup of these bands. Had I never been exposed to the other bands I would have praised Freelance Whales’ music, but as such I can only give them a lukewarm recommendation.

Stats & Goals
Daily
Current Mood – fat, but otherwise my mood is improving even with continuing health concerns
Current Music – listening to the “Net @ Night” podcast
Website Of The Day – People are all up in arms about the website Please Rob Me. It’s all so silly.
Mode Of Transportation To Work – my car
Exercise (b)Log – nothing
Morning Weigh-In –
Pages Of 1001 Paintings You Must See Before You Die Read – 52

Monthly
Foot Mileage – 0 miles, Wheel Mileage – 0 miles
Pushups – 0, Situps – 0
Consecutive Days Of Bed-Making (Longest Streak) – 4** (5)
Vegetarian Days – 5, Carnivorous Days – 19
Marta Rides – 0
* – since I stayed in a hotel
** – because I stayed in friends’ house

February Goals
- Not get fired from my job

2010 Goals
- Reduce my weight to 185 pounds (starting weight was 198 pounds)
- Completely read the book 1001 Paintings You Must See Before You Die
- Earn at least $150 through photography sales in order to cover the cost for the renewal of the Jalapeño Beach SmugMug account I opened the other day.
- Save $500 for the sole purpose of donating to charitable organizations of my choice
- Attend at least one professional photography workshop
- Enter no fewer than three photographic competitions / gallery showings
- Get the Black Sheep stats out of Excel and online
- Ride in no fewer than two 50 mile or 50K bike rides
- Complete my Taco Mac Passport requirement of 125 beers

The Unmeasurable
- Continue backing up all data, including the off-site storage
- Become a proficient programmer in PHP and CSS
- Do not create a solution for something which is not a problem

Cheers,
Paulie [eatl/ga]

Normally I save birthday announcements until the end of the day’s post. However, when a monumental day occurs for the woman responsible for me I can’t help but put that right up front. That’s right, eighty years ago today my mother was born. I love her dearly, and while I know that the only gift she desires is unattainable — that is to have my father around to celebrate her eightieth birthday — I hope that her day is wonderful.

My dad made it to seventy-two and with my mother turning eighty I figure that I should have a few more years ahead of me considering I’ll “only” be turning forty-five this year.

I’ve Signed Up For the Transportation Savings Account
I hemmed and hawed. Do I, or don’t I put money into a Transportation Savings Account? The decision would have been easier to make if I could apply the money set aside to pay for a Cruise Card that I could use for the toll booth on 400.

In the end I decided that I would put $25 pre-tax from my paycheck into a TSA in an attempt to get myself to ride Marta trains occasionally. I figure that if I can get myself to ride the train I can also get myself to get more exercise by walking.

ITP Flickr Pic
Oh how quickly the mighty can fall. I had no time to actually take a new photo for today’s blog, and what little “photography” time I budgeted for last night (I have a whole shitload of things going on in my life — fear not, none of them involve girlfriends and/or dating) was spent attempting to make a collage from three of the shots that I took from Stone Mountain on Saturday. The lack of photo today should be a clear indication that I failed miserably and no matter how many times I watch tutorials about photo editing I don’t know what the fuck to do when I sit down to do some.

I Hate What My Neighborhood Has Made Me
This morning when I left my house at 6am I saw a car driving slowly down my street and stopping in front of a neighbor’s house. My adrenaline started pumping quickly as I started to worry that he/they might notice me and try to hold me up. I quickly got into my car and drove off noting the license plate, which happened to be a Government-issued plate. I made a slow pass around the neighborhood, looping back onto my street to make sure that the car hadn’t moved to my house, before pointing my car toward work.

I remember the days that I’d notice people and never care! I wish that I wasn’t so cynical about life these days…

Closing In On Opening My Business
I’m getting closer…

• It’s not “Jalapeño Beach” since I wanted to avoid the confusion with Jalapeño Software and I realized that the ‘ñ’ would possibly cause consternation.
• I’ve filed and paid the $100 to create an LLC with the State of Georgia.
• I’ve reserved the domain name for the company name I’ve selected.
• I’ve reserved “CompanyName”@gmail.com
• I’ve created an email account for paul@”CompanyName”.com
• I’ll be getting an EIN from the IRS this week.
• I’ll be chatting with my Tax Preparer when I schedule my income tax preparation for March.
• I’ll be chatting with a bank to create a business account upon getting all of my “paper”work filed.

All of the non-disclosed bits of information, such as what the hell I named the company, will be revealed once I get all of my i’s dotted and t’s crossed.

This has been and is going to continue to be one helluva learning curve for me.

Stats & Goals
Daily
Current Mood – fairly okay
Current Music – listening to the “This Week in Tech” podcast
Website Of The Day – Yesterday I made an off-handed reference about “paying it forward.” Yesterday I also found out that there is a Pay It Forward Foundation.
Mode Of Transportation To Work – my car
Exercise (b)Log – twelve floors of stair climbing
Morning Weigh-In – didn’t check
Pages Of 1001 Paintings You Must See Before You Die Read – 52

Monthly
Foot Mileage – 0 miles, Wheel Mileage – 0 miles
Pushups – 0, Situps – 0
Consecutive Days Of Bed-Making (Longest Streak) – 3** (5)
Vegetarian Days – 5, Carnivorous Days – 18
Marta Rides – 0
* – since I stayed in a hotel
** – because I stayed in friends’ house

February Goals
- Not get fired from my job

2010 Goals
- Reduce my weight to 185 pounds (starting weight was 198 pounds)
- Completely read the book 1001 Paintings You Must See Before You Die
- Earn at least $150 through photography sales in order to cover the cost for the renewal of the Jalapeño Beach SmugMug account I opened the other day.
- Save $500 for the sole purpose of donating to charitable organizations of my choice
- Attend at least one professional photography workshop
- Enter no fewer than three photographic competitions / gallery showings
- Get the Black Sheep stats out of Excel and online
- Ride in no fewer than two 50 mile or 50K bike rides

The Unmeasurable
- Continue backing up all data, including the off-site storage
- Become a proficient programmer in PHP and CSS
- Do not create a solution for something which is not a problem

Cheers,
Paulie [eatl/ga]