Yes, I know there is a misspelling in the title; it was intentional. Of course I don’t think that the spelling/grammar correctors of the past read this space any longer, since they no longer comment, so I might have been able to get that one past the goalie. 🙂
A High Fiber Diet
By the time lunch arrived yesterday I was hungry. As I’ve been doing every day this week I made myself a sandwich consisting of ham and Muenster cheese. In order to finish up the remaining ham I added a little more to the sandwich than I had been, so the fact that it seemed tougher to eat the sandwich made some sense. After eating about two-thirds of the sandwich I finally pulled it apart only to find that the toughness was being caused by the paper that separates slices of cheese in a packet; the paper that I obviously forgot to remove from one of my slices. From the paper I realized that my front teeth are still quite capable of doing their job however, as the remaining paper had a distinct bite mark in it.
Ten Pounds Of Sausage In A Five-Pound Casing
After work I did the Wednesday night bike ride with the Free-Flite in Sandy Springs. As we’ve done in the past a coworker and I suited up at the office and rode to the ride. Along the way I constantly whined about how fat I felt in the shorts that I was wearing. I kept waiting for things to get better, but they never did. In fact, I worried the entire time that I was going to have a Lenny Kravitz moment (last week Kravitz’ leather pants split wide open on stage, exposing his inner-Lenny).
Things were so bad that when I finally made it back to my car I changed into a pair of running shorts that I, thankfully, had in my gym bag.
Upon putting things away at home the mystery was solved. I had inadvertently packed a pair of medium bike shorts that I bought in 2010 (at least that’s the year stamped inside the shorts. The shorts have rarely been worn, because I haven’t fit into a medium in many years, so they looked just like the large-size shorts that were on my shelf.
Trivia Is On
I received the message last night that there will be trivia tonight. I’m ready, now all I need to do is figure out how to ensure that I get out of work on time to miss some traffic…