File Under: May Offend

Yes, I woke up on the wrong side of the couch this morning.

It’s 9am on a Friday and I am ready to take off the gloves.

Eyecandy Land
I may hate my new commute as well as the lack of ethnic restaurants in the land of white bread, but holy fucking shit the amount of hot women out here is incredible! Sure, I realize that they are probably SUV-driving as well as Republican-voting, and just like fine art (I may look, but I may not touch), but if I spend more time in this neighborhood I might not ever need Viagra. (ed note: not that I need Viagra now because walking around with a woody with no place to put it is completely sad)

I Might Be The Oldest, But I’ll Outlive You All!!!
The Atlanta MetroBloggers met up last night at Manuel’s Tavern to celebrate the first birthday of Atlanta MetroBlogging. Out of a group of perhaps fifteen, including some “readers”, I was the oldest (at forty?!).

Here’s a message to you youngsters from American Legend Johnny Cash

I come from a genetic era where parents smoked and drank (in addition to other drug addictions), we never wore seat belts, bike helmets were for wimps, and toy guns looked like real guns, AND WE LIKED IT!

That culture weeded out the genetically inferior leaving only the strong willed and strong livered — that would be me.

Yes Virginia, The Muppet Show Sucked!
You can keep Fraggle Rock as well. In conjunction with the last paragraph, I am too old to give two shits about either of these.

Jim Henson could have, and should have, stopped with Sesame Street. Don’t believe me? I’ve got two words for you then… Paul Williams.

Look for a “Very Special Anniversary” posting coming Monday.

And now for some ideas stolen from LiveJournal…
Current Mood – TV MA-V-L-S
Current Music – Sirius Satellite Radio, Channel 26 playing Wilco — “Theologians”
Website Of The DayUses Of The Word “Fuck”.

Off to read other blogs….

Paulie [eatl/ga]

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9 Responses to File Under: May Offend

  1. are you going through some sort of midlife crisis?

  2. Paulie says:

    I plan to live to 120, therefore I am going through a third-life crisis. 🙂

  3. PAULIE! I LOVED CONJUNCTION JUNCTION AND FRAGGLE ROCK! **Walks off singing “I’m just a bill…” **

  4. Paulie says:

    I’m all for Schoolhouse Rock, notsomuch for the Fraggles.

  5. Maigh says:

    That hurt Paulie. Right here **points to big toe on left foot**

    Seriously I could give or take the fraggles, but don’t be hating on my muppets.

  6. Paulie says:

    I don’t hate those that love the Muppets, but I can not bring myself to do the same.

    I am just from a different Generation I guess.

  7. Paulie says:

    You know, the more I think about it, that picture of Johnny Cash may be my favorite photograph of all time!

  8. Maigh says:

    Fair enough, gotta love a guy that sticks to his guns – or at least his dislike for happy childhood memories. heh heh

    Yeah, that pic is nice.

  9. Briam says:

    We did have a lot of fun the other night!… Paola and I Very nice meeting you and the others. I see that (besides old age) we share a lot of things in common… (no i’m not hitting on you)… 🙂 just wanted to say, nice meeting you and I like the cut of yur jib.

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