Yes, I woke up on the wrong side of the couch this morning.
It’s 9am on a Friday and I am ready to take off the gloves.
I may hate my new commute as well as the lack of ethnic restaurants in the land of white bread, but holy fucking shit the amount of hot women out here is incredible! Sure, I realize that they are probably SUV-driving as well as Republican-voting, and just like fine art (I may look, but I may not touch), but if I spend more time in this neighborhood I might not ever need Viagra. (ed note: not that I need Viagra now because walking around with a woody with no place to put it is completely sad)
I Might Be The Oldest, But I’ll Outlive You All!!!
The Atlanta MetroBloggers met up last night at Manuel’s Tavern to celebrate the first birthday of Atlanta MetroBlogging. Out of a group of perhaps fifteen, including some “readers”, I was the oldest (at forty?!).
Here’s a message to you youngsters from American Legend Johnny Cash
I come from a genetic era where parents smoked and drank (in addition to other drug addictions), we never wore seat belts, bike helmets were for wimps, and toy guns looked like real guns, AND WE LIKED IT!
That culture weeded out the genetically inferior leaving only the strong willed and strong livered — that would be me.
Yes Virginia, The Muppet Show Sucked!
You can keep Fraggle Rock as well. In conjunction with the last paragraph, I am too old to give two shits about either of these.
Look for a “Very Special Anniversary” posting coming Monday.
And now for some ideas stolen from LiveJournal…
Current Mood – TV MA-V-L-S
Current Music – Sirius Satellite Radio, Channel 26 playing Wilco — “Theologians”
Website Of The Day – Uses Of The Word “Fuck”.
Off to read other blogs….