Yes, the spelling error was intentional.
Today I Am A Little Less Modest
Because of going out every night for six nights in a row I knew that I would run out of clean underwear before I had the opportunity to visit the lavanderia again. I used to own enough underwear to last a few weeks, but I’ve been weeding out the threadbare pairs over the past few months.
And then I found myself in Target! So, I bought a new packet of underwear.
When I opened the package I immediately knew that I hadn’t been paying attention to details, for I bought the correct size — Large — but failed to buy boxer briefs, getting fashion briefs (aka “tighty whiteys” even though the were not white) instead. DANGEN!
So today I am in a pair of fashion briefs, at least until I can’t stand it any longer and change into a pair of boxer briefs that I purchased at Target on my way into work today.
I had a tough day at work and decided to have a few pints and some nearly-heart-stopping chow at Olde Blind Dog Irish Pub in Brookhaven on my way home. An Irish Bar on Cinco de Mayo? Naturally.
Apparently a lot of people have caught onto my Opposite Day tactics, or they too had hard days at their respective offices, for the Olde Blind Dog was rather crowded for a day normally celebrated at a Mexican bar/restaurant.
The Giro de Italia Has Started!
The first of cycling’s grand tours is underway. This year it has started in Norway.
I know that I am strange because I am a staunch traditionalist and believe that the Giro de Italia should be ridden entirely in Italy, the Tour de France entirely in France, and the Vuelta de EspaÃ±a entirely in Spain.
I also feel the same way about NFL games being played in Europe and Mexico.
As I said, I know that I am strange. NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!
Speaking Of Lawns
I will have to spend one of this Mother’s Day Weekend days mowing the lawn of the ITP Estate. I also need to figure out what I am going to do about my lawn when I am on vacations later this summer.
I’d also like to watch stages two and three of the Giro de Italia this week, as well as get in a couple of my own rides. As I’ve said before I need to get more miles on my legs and regions that are barely covered by fashion briefs, and as I get older I really need to start paying more attention to my heart and lungs too.
It could possibly be a fantastic weekend to accomplish all of these tasks!
Oh, and I need to start taking photos with my Nikon V1 as well.